Thursday, September 4, 2008

Anger on the Fairway aka Epic Meltdowns

Editor's note: Here are some epic meltdown stories from golfers on the pro-tour. A few days ago, famed golfer, Terrible Tommy Bolt died, leaving a legacy of broken clubs and drowned drivers. The information from this post can be found on Golf.com


Davis Love III
Where:
1999 Bay Hill Invitational

Upset with a poor shot, Love took an angry swipe with his sand wedge and unwittingly hit a sprinkler head, which detonated and began to flood the par-3 17th hole. Tournament host Arnold Palmer sent him a bill: $3.50 for parts, $175,000 for labor.

Curtis Strange
Where:
1982 Doral-Eastern Open Invitational

After a wayward drive, Strange kicked his bag while it was on the shoulder of his caddie, Gene Kelley. Kelley went down, and three weeks later had surgery to fuse two vertebrae. He hired an attorney and the two settled out of court for medical expenses and a small amount of cash.

Mark Calcavecchia
Where:
1992 L.A. Open

Calc slammed his club onto a cart path after a lousy drive. The stick exploded, and pieces of it buzzed a spectator.

John Daly
Where:
1994 NEC World Series of Golf

En route to an 83, Long John launched a drive on the 15th tee before letting the group ahead of him clear out. The ball nearly beaned club pro Jeffrey Roth. Roth's mother and Daly exchanged words after the round, just before Roth's 62-year-old dad jumped Daly from behind in the parking lot. Daly suffered a back injury during the altercation, forcing him to sit out the rest of the season.

Craig Stadler
Where:
1985 Hawaiian Open

Playing a par 3 in the fourth round, Stadler hit his tee shot into the sand and swiped at one of the pineapple tee markers, which he assumed were plastic, with his club. They were real, and pineapple sauce and hilarity ensued. The Walrus rebounded to shoot 64 and finish second.

John Huston
Where:
1992 Honda Classic

In the first round Huston hooked two drives into the lake on the par-5 seventh. Hitting five, he sprayed his next drive right and helicoptered his Wilson Whale driver into the pond That took his first two balls. The club floated, so Huston waded in after it and fell off an unseen shelf. When playing partner Mike Hulbert turned around all he saw was Huston's hat. All was not lost, as Huston gained a new nickname: Swamp Thing.

Tommy Bolt
Where:
1960 U.S. Open

After hitting two drives into the water on the finishing hole at Denver's Cherry Hills Country Club, Bolt hurled his driver into the drink, too. The photograph of his over-the-shoulder release became the iconic image of golf frustration.

Pat Perez
Where:
2002 AT&T Pebble Beach Pro-Am

In the final round, Perez made two wild swings with his 3-wood at the par-5 14th then pounded it into the sod. After reclaiming the lead, he hit his drive OB by inches at the par-5 18th, hit his fourth shot into the Pacific and tried to break his 3-wood over his knee.

Sunday, August 31, 2008

A Life Officially Half Complete.

It was interesting to read that the guy who wrote the book, "100 things to do before you die," just finished his life. At 47, he died in the simplest way possible. Not by falling off a glacier or falling prey to a hungry lion. The light went out on this author's existence from a plain-old fall at his house.

I was happy to discover, however, that this guy was half way through his list of "must do's" when he died. Fifty out of one hundred great things isn't too shabby, if you ask me. In fact I think it's down-right respectable.

I've heard of guys who plan on doing things like climbing the highest mountain on each continent or biking across America. Those seem pretty noble. My brother's goal is to walk all 2,175 miles of the Appalachian Trail. My wife is a lot more adventurous than I am. I really need to find out what's on her list.

Short of life's everyday pleasures, what are the things you feel like you need to do put an exclamation point on your life? And better still - what's your time line for getting these done?
If you haven't started putting check marks on your list, you'd better get started right now. You never know when you're going to lose your life from a fall at your home.

Here's a list of things I'd like to do:

• Play and sing a country song to an audience of 500. And have them enjoy it
• Mountain bike the entire Sante Fe trail
• Speak Spanish like a native
• Spread the good word of the Gospel every chance I get. (Doing it in Spanish would be a bonus.)
• Live in a beach house and let the sound of the waves take me to dream land each night
• Invent a sport that becomes popular around the world
• Walk the Mormon Trail in the footprints of my fathers
• Build a park where my ancestors settled in East Millcreek, Utah
• Serve more missions than I can count on one hand
• Visit Cuba for more than a month
• Restore a 56 Chevy convertible for my dad
• Walk the Freedom Trail with my family
• Eat my way through Europe
• Explore the Fjords of Norway
• See the Southern Cross from a sailboat
• Walk the Camino de Santiago in Spain
• Fish for Dorado in the Sea of Cortez in a small boat
• Swim with my wife who is swimming with Dolphins

Arrived.


Early Saturday morning, Maclaine made her way to Puerto Rico. By six thirty in the evening, we received word via email that she was settling into a night at the mission home and feeling excited and ready go to work.

For her, it was a day of nervous anticipation - traveling alone what seemed to be half way around the world, wearing the name tag and carrying the belongings she'll need to sustain herself for the next year and a half. For us, we are thrilled she is finally on her way.