The other day, we pulled into a drive-in to pick up some food. At the very moment the pick up window opened, I had the feeling we should just drive away. I've been known to throw away food if I don't like what I see inside the little drive-in window. Call me crazy, but here are ten reasons I'd keep on driving.10. Someone touches the drinking end of the straw or the inside of the cup of your drink.
9. You catch your server wiping their hands in their hair before handing you the food. You also notice that the likelihood of a shower than morning for the worker is slim to nada.
8. The drive-in window opens and the guy helping you has crumbs in his mustache.
7. The grime on the server's fingernails tells you he hasn't washed his hands since changing the oil in his Ford Fiesta.
6. In a helpful gesture, he/she takes fries that have spilled onto the counter and places them in your bag and then eats the last one.
5. The server fondles his/her nose ring prior to taking your order.
4. You see the cook walking back to the kitchen from the direction of the bathroom. And he's carrying a magazine.
3. The server sneezes into his/her hands. Or worse yet, in the direction of your bag of burgers.
2. You see them cook, then text, then cook, then text.
1. You see a nasty-looking car in the parking lot with two big dogs locked inside and slobering on the windows. Seconds later you notice the cook is wearing an "I love my
Labrador" t-shirt.
