Why?

With so many events elbowing their way onto the world stage and with my emotions in turmoil, the thing that troubles me so deeply and so profoundly is this - Why do English Muffins shrink when you toast them?

Please. I need your help.

If I can resolve just this one little thing that keeps swirling around in my brain, I can put on my pants, walk out the door and go to work this morning.

One Very Good Reason to Travel Half Way Around the World.